So yesterday my husband and I stop off to have a quick bite of lunch at one of our favorite local homegrown restaurants. I was ecstatic when I saw sugar-free coconut crème pie on the menu. Of course I had to order a piece – what Type 2 Diabetic in their right mind wouldn’t? Our waitress brings the dessert to our table with two spoons. I, being the considerate wife that I am, offered to share with my husband. But no, he refuses, as he doesn’t really care for coconut crème pie. However, three bites into my pie, and he picks up his spoon to take ‘just a bite of the pie crust.” Did he stop there? No! The plate was almost cleaned with the exception of one tiny morsel of a bite. Now, you and I both know that the last bite contains the most flavor and is the most revered bite of the pie, or any dessert for that matter. Well, I must have delayed just a micro second before scooping that last bite off my plate and into my mouth, because ‘Mr. I don’t like coconut crème pie’ beat me to it, and was chewing and grinning at the same time while I sat there catatonic in my own astonishment. This man could have had ANY sugar-laden dessert in the restaurant, but chose to deprive me of my last bite of sugar-free coconut crème pie. I was speechless. I was shocked. I was furious. And I was plotting his demise. This is NOT over.
Top 10 things you hear in a diabetic’s home: (well, at least THIS diabetic’s home)
10. Touch my sugar-free Hershey’s chocolate and die.
9. Touch my carb smart Breyer’s vanilla ice cream and die.
8. Touch my diet Pepsi with wild cherry and die.
7. Touch my leftover whole grain pasta from Macaroni Grille and die.
6. Touch my thin crust low carb Archer Farms pizza with Canadian ham and die.
5. Touch my carb smart Orville Redenbacher’s microwavable popcorn and die.
4. Touch my sugar-free raspberry Jell-O gelatin and die.
3. Touch my sugar-free Altoids cinnamon gum and die.
2. Touch my packets of Sweet N Low, Equal or Splenda and die.
And the #1 thing you will hear in this diabetic's home: Touch my last bite of homemade sugar-free coconut crème pie and die.